Funkervogt

To Funkervogt:
If only you could see me right now! HAHAHA! it's currently 3:05 in the morning, and i'm sitting in the dark basement with headphones on, a bottle of JoltCola at my side, blasting your music so loud that i woke my younger brother up and my ears are ringing. Nothing in the entire world could make me feel more content.

-ArchTaib

Of Funkervogt and SUV drivers:
Insanity involving Funkervogt? No...I call it sexiness. I have more than a few stories involving this music. Example One; I hate fewer things more than Bitch-Lady SUV drivers. Y'know the kind that sit alone in a vehicle as big as a house that cost more than my soul and sip coffee? Yeah, we've all seen them. I was on my way to work, and there she was, Bitch-Lady of the century, sipping a Starbucks coffee in her new GMC Yukon, with her window down. I pulled up beside her, in my 1988 Chrysler Dynasty, and blasted FV straight in her face out my open window. I've never seen someone fiddle with stereo knobs in such a nervous fashion. After a feeble attemt to overpower me, she simply rolled up her window and started talking on her cell phone. THAT, mortals, is why I call Funkervogt sexy.

-ArchTaib

Official Funkervogt (english) website:
http://www.funker-vogt.com/index2.html