When applying genetic engineering, spectacular results are occasionally obtained, as seen above with our homegrown 'Iggy' the Ignamosaur. Fortunately, this resourceful product of science escaped last week and ate one of the more influential elite council members, Rainbow Man. Unfortunately, Rainbow Man is reputed to have many clones so it is unlikely that the original RM was destroyed.
This terrorist broadcast was intercepted two days ago by Tyrade's communication Taibs. For the uninformed: Tyrade is the immense orbiting space station commanded by the valiant and beautiful Administrator, Asil. Citizens can rest assured that they are still safe from these terrorists; Tyrade has not been destroyed, and will continue to defend the populace. Repeat: Tyrade has not been destroyed.
A favorite vacation spot of the elite council and various important personages is the beautiful, mountainous
Cadomin Caves. Beware of lightning and vicious Mountain Vultures.
The second class of Taibs are the B-class, or Bomber-Class Taibs. Obviously, their specialty field is blowing stuff up.