I didn't write any of these captions, this was just an email that was sent to me awhile ago.  Enjoy!


"CAUTION: CROCODILE
EATING HANDICAPPED
MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL"
Major dilemma in California.

Your choices are College of the Siskiyous or "downtown" Weed.
??? McLogic gone wrong...
No "Keep Off the Grass" signs here!

In Kansasville, Wisconsin. Named for
Of all the names to pick...

Bung History: Note that a bunghole is the hole in a cask, keg,
or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out.
SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
Going Postal?

In Phoenix, Arizona.
Leave your soul at the front gate, please.

Near New Hartford, Connecticut.
Irony at its finest.
Pork, the one you love?

This was a Sask Pork (The Saskatchewan
Pork Industry) ad campaign in Canada.
Enough said...
We be educated...
 
Does this mean the Buffalo Bills have won the Super Bowl?

Hell, Michigan.
Not everyone likes it that cold!

London area automobile air conditioning business.
Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!

Located in Windsor, Maine. Hussey's slogan is,
"If we don't have it, you don't need it."
Thanks to Jess, a proud resident of Windsor.
Let's go. We'll have a ball!

Based on a web search, Testicle Festivals seem
to be most popular in Montana. This photo was
taken by Rob Strain near Omaha, Nebraska.
How do you get there from here?

Photo courtesy of Jimmy Requa.
I don't think I saw that one.
Little extreme.
I think I'll keep driving!
If you say so!

In Independence, Missouri.
Sometimes a name change is the best idea...
Turbo bar stool, VERY cool.


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